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Signs at a party 🎉

  • Leo:

    the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"

  • Virgo:

    has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.

  • Aries:

    first to get drunk, first to break something

  • Capricorn:

    the designated driver - much to their dismay

  • Gemini:

    gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business

  • Pisces:

    smoking a joint in the corner of the room

  • Sagittarius:

    "do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint

  • Scorpio:

    first to get laid

  • Cancer:

    holds back Aries' hair as they vomit

  • Aquarius:

    "anyway, here's wonderwall..."

  • Taurus:

    drunkenly hooking up with libra

  • Libra:

    does not remember this night happening

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

More like Harry Hypotternuse.

You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

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